On the week that a guy got one over some middle management type with no authority, I go through the records that'll have no one doubting you're the one in charge... Back To The Rhythm Feat. Ed Ramsey - In You (Patina Skye Music)Ed Ramsey has got to be one of the rising stars of house music at present. I like pretty much every mix of this. The Guido P…
On the week that a toddler managed to get his head stuck inside a toilet training seat and had to be freed by firefighters, I go through the records to separate the bog standard from the quilted toilet paper...84904 Lee Wilson Cleveland P. Jones, John Andrews 1st & Makz Keys - Hold On (Ocha)There's an awful lot of people involved in the production, to say the least. But when two of the best…
On the week that someone drove an oversized frying pan on the back of their lorry, I go through the records you'd be proud to play and display in your lorry, your van or indeed anywhere... Zed Bias Feat. Jaki Graham - The Music (Foliage)When I think of Zed Bias, things more on the speed garage come to mind. This is anything but. It's slower, but it works extremely well…
On the week that the world discovered burritos were actually invented by Kim Jong-Il in 2011, I restart this column for the new year by going through the records whom you'll be basing your decision to play on facts rather than fiction... Toney Lee - I Have The Right To Live (West Side)I've got to be honest - I wasn't into this one at all when I first heard it.…
On the week that some poor sod in Australia was given the job of getting two women pregnant at exactly the same time, I go through the final batch of records for 2021. See, no joke! Like Minded Souls Feat. Mira Haven - Sunshine (Soul Good)There seem to be a lot of records like this doing the rounds at the moment. Songs that feel quite summery, but being released at the…
On the week that an Australian man broke the world record for the world's largest burp, I show you the latest records that you need to, ahem, get wind of... Marc Cotterell Feat. Dave Shorland - Your Soul (Plastik People)Demarkus Lewis and Marc Cotterell are probably some of the most prominent garage house makers around at the moment - so it was more than likely the two would encounter each…
On the week that a man was fined thousands of pounds for playing James Blunt's music really loudly, I go through the records your neighbours may not mind you playing at high volume. Although it's still possible they might... DJ Oji Presents Ed Ramsey - Smile (I Can't Get Enough) (POJI)I like the vocals on this one. A strong performance with some good lyrics here. As for the remixes, they're…
On the week the world discovered the bloke who used to play Barney The Dinosaur now runs a business dedicated to horizontal refreshment of the tantric variety, I go through the records that'll arouse your attention right now. Ahem. Duwayne Motley Feat. Zandrina - Gave Up On Love (Viva)The original of this song is rather decent, and I'm ashamed to say I somehow missed the release. Now here come the Demarkus…
On the week that an X-ray on a broken finger was mistaken for, ahem, another part of the human anatomy, I go through the best records of the week. Hopefully, you won't have a, ahem, bone to pick with me afterwards... Neil Pierce Feat. Hannah Khemoh - Shackles (Rhemi Music)I couldn't ask for much more from a record than this. A big vocal from the ever recognisable Hannah Khemoh, a…
On the week a six foot deep pothole was discovered in Northern Ireland, I dig - but possibly not quite that far - for the next new releases of the week, bringing you tunes about as welcome as fresh tarmac to said pothole... Ross Couch - Deep Down (Body Rhythm)Mr Couch hasn't featured on this column for a little while now. I'm not sure exactly why. At one point, pretty…
