Behringer are apparently quite sensitive to criticism, even going by the notoriously thin skinned standards of a lot of people in the world of music. People who have criticised them before have frequently found themselves hearing from their solicitors – and that’s when they don’t attack you directly on their social media.

Years ago, I used to run a blog. It was mostly about British politics, but I did occasionally steer onto subjects like culture and indiscretions about celebrities. So I’m already well versed in hearing empty threats from solicitors.

Perhaps one of them could explain to me the differences between the Arturia Keystep and their synth, the Behringer Swing. Because it looks like a cheap knockoff to me…