Which DJ is currently going to quite extreme lengths to stop anyone from finding out they’re about to have gastric band surgery? They’ve had issues with their weight for the past two years or so – but things got really problematic after the first lockdown back in March 2020, and their BMI rocketed accordingly.

The DJ has since gone to a doctor and been confirmed as suitable for the weight losing procedure. However, they don’t want their friends knowing about it and have started using increasingly creative methods to disguise their weight – including strategically placing a pile of dirty washing in front of them during a recent Zoom call in the kitchen…