Well, it might be Christmas time – the season for goodwill to all men, the season for buying ridiculous quantities of chocolate and the season for eating unfathomable amounts of turkey – but some things don’t change. Such as the penchant at Nervous Records to go for the lowest common denominator in their advertising.
The latest item they’re trying to push out of their warehouse and into your house is the Nervous hoodie. Naturally, it’s not in the least bit festive – it’s in boring black and will have you looking like the Grim Reaper. Probably not the sort of thing you’d wear when going to visit your granny in a care home…
Anyway, take a look for yourselves…
Model wearing virtually nothing? Check. Model not actually wearing the item she’s meant to be modelling? Check. Infact, pretty much the only thing missing from this traditional Nervous photo shoot is a pig.
Someone show label boss Mike Weiss the location of the next book in the series on modern day advertising is. Anything from the 90s would even do at this point…
