Drugs are not particularly my thing. I tried a joint once and quickly decided this wasn’t for me. I’ve given drugs a wide berth since, even including the time I was sat on a park bench in Bristol and a bloke sat down next to me and asked if I fancied buying a bag of cocaine.

I can’t possibly think why I turned that down, can you?

Anyway, I came across this advert the other day. I thought it was a parody at first. How has Covid-19 changed your experience of buying drugs? What an odd question this first seemed.

Jokes about whether your drug dealer now does socially distanced, contactless deliveries to your front door aside, I suppose it’s actually quite a clever way of reaching the people you want to.

It’s got me writing here, hasn’t it?