Back in 2018, Scott Diaz received an email from someone who wanted to book him for a show. Given he’s a DJ and that’s what DJs do, this is hardly breaking news. But it’s what happened next which might shock you. He received another email basically saying Diaz was “a bit overweight and just overall doesn’t really fit our Ibiza image or ethos”.

Which was terribly nice of them. Since then, Diaz has posted occasionally about how he’s looking after himself better these days – and it shows. And over the weekend, he posted this photo of him in the studio looking a bit of a hard man.

And because it’s a Sunday evening, I thought I’d have a little bit of light-hearted fun with the image…

If Scott’s ever looking for a new job, perhaps he’d look the part on EastEnders?

Or perhaps Berghain could hire him the next time they need a doorman? He looks the part…

A tour with Carl Cox, maybe?

And just because I’m here, let’s give Scott some glasses, a beard and a tiny smile for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

Normal service resumes tomorrow. Probably…