Time to start this Tuesday morning with a quick check-up on Danny Rampling. Believe it or not, but he used to make a good living out of being an okay-ish DJ years ago. Nowadays, he prefers to spend his time posting any old rubbish about the pandemic he can find – although this wasn’t always so.

Over the past year, he’s been kicked off Twitter for spouting his nonsense, and his Facebook page remains curiously devoid of such content. Instagram, however, is where Danny Rampling is at – and judging by the sheer number of stories he posts there daily, he seemingly doesn’t have much else to do.

And despite posting absolute rubbish day after day, he remains on Instagram. Yet a friend sent me this message which he got whenever he tried to follow the man himself there…

I’d love to be a fly on the wall at Instagram HQ, if only to find out how many warnings Rampling actually has against his account. You might want to start posting things which you’ve checked are true before they kick you off, Danny…