On the week that a guy got one over some middle management type with no authority, I go through the records that’ll have no one doubting you’re the one in charge… Back To The...

On the week that a toddler managed to get his head stuck inside a toilet training seat and had to be freed by firefighters, I go through the records to separate the bog standard...

On the week that someone drove an oversized frying pan on the back of their lorry, I go through the records you’d be proud to play and display in your lorry, your van or...

On the week that the world discovered burritos were actually invented by Kim Jong-Il in 2011, I restart this column for the new year by going through the records whom you’ll be basing your...

On the week that some poor sod in Australia was given the job of getting two women pregnant at exactly the same time, I go through the final batch of records for 2021. See,...

On the week that an Australian man broke the world record for the world’s largest burp, I show you the latest records that you need to, ahem, get wind of… Marc Cotterell Feat. Dave...

On the week that a man was fined thousands of pounds for playing James Blunt’s music really loudly, I go through the records your neighbours may not mind you playing at high volume. Although...

On the week the world discovered the bloke who used to play Barney The Dinosaur now runs a business dedicated to horizontal refreshment of the tantric variety, I go through the records that’ll arouse...

On the week a six foot deep pothole was discovered in Northern Ireland, I dig – but possibly not quite that far – for the next new releases of the week, bringing you tunes...

On the week that a man out for a walk found a table for two in the woods, I go through the tunes that’ll have you feeling as free as a leaf… Next Door...

On the week that a drunk man ended up helping the police on a search for a missing person – who turned out to be himself – I go through the records so you...

On the week that a man refused to pay for alterations to a headstone which called someone an “adulterer”, I go through the tunes that won’t leave you feeling cheated… DJ Disciple Feat. Harmonies –...

On the week that Nicki Minaj’s claim that the Covid vaccine gave her cousin a case of swollen testicles was proven to be b******s, I go through the latest record to find out which...

On the week that Donald Trump dealt with the most important question of our times by stating he could beat Joe Biden in a fight, I present the latest records that’ll give DJs a...