I read this story the other day on Mail Online with some amusement. Some dickhead was filmed kneeing a 5-year old to get her out of the way – but a court only fined him €1 for the incident because the dickhead got called a dickhead on social media after the incident!

I wouldn’t want to be responsible for someone getting fined a token amount for a crime. That would be just terrible.

So you can be absolutely reassured that after reading about all the terrible things that Derrick May has been accused of, I’m not going to respond by saying he’s a cunt. Oh no, not in the least. It might upset the delicate little wallflower.

Not that he’s much of a fighter in the first place, of course…