Back in January, Sterling Void gave us this message. It was quite literally one of the most sagacious and polymathic notifications that I have ever been privileged to witness.

It truly was a message that filled many with a sense of unfeigned joy. I just have one question, because I know that Mr Covid reads this website.

When is this book coming out? I’m very keen to read the tales of a professional charlatan. My emails to one of his roughly 15 addresses have not yet been answered, sadly…