Today is the birthday of Derrick May. He’s 58 years young. I’d like to say I wish him a happy birthday, but I don’t believe in telling lies.

As an aside, here’s a picture of him courtesy of the Frequency Report page on Twitter that May himself has liked…

Social distancing is clearly not a concept that Derrick May is familiar with. Nonetheless, I take great pleasure in pointing out that the man himself is currently ageing very badly indeed.

If you’re not worried about all these allegations of sexual assault and rape, Mr May, you might want to tell your face. No one is being fooled…