The consensus at Ears To The House over Solomun is, well, that there’s no real consensus. We have yet to work out whether he’s an undeclared genius, a troll or something else altogether. But one thing we’re all universally agreed on is just how incredibly boring he is.
We don’t quite know how he does this, but no matter what he does, he manages to make it mind-numbingly dull. In the following Instagram clip, here’s having a drink – something he bizarrely claims to do an average of 30 times per set…
Human Diazepam, indeed. Stay sober this weekend, kids…