It’s Carl Craig’s birthday today. Happy 52nd birthday to you, Mr Craig. At least you can tell the difference between a keyboard and a cucumber. A few weeks ago, I wrote that he was having a birthday party.

It’s at the TV Lounge in Detroit and it’s due to start at 2pm local time. Here in the UK, we’re about five hours behind – so it’s due to start in around an hour from now.

However, let’s all be honest. There’s just one question on people’s minds, and it isn’t what kind of birthday cake will Carl Craig get or whether they’ve hired a clown to do the entertainment bit. No one even especially cares about whether they get goodie bags full of sweets at the end.

Will Derrick May turn up? Without revealing any details, two of my sources are going to this party and have promised to let me know if Mayday does make an impromptu appearance. If he does, I’ll be sure to let you know…