Good morning, everyone! Welcome to the start of a new week and a new year in the cryptic world of Amateur At Play. I’ve been away for a few weeks getting to know my...
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It was beautiful until the dog attacked me – a lesson in stupid
Brace yourselves. The stupid is truly strong on this one. Avon and Somerset Police are currently under investigation after a dog bit someone at a plague rave in Bristol on Halloween night. The person...
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Derrick May – victim or colossal bellend?
Up until now, I decided not to bother giving Derrick May’s utterly pathetic response to the allegations surrounding him any more air. But one or two things have changed since then. Firstly, here’s his...
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Sterling Void: like a toddler parading his first shit in the toilet
It’s been a few weeks since I wrote about Sterling Covid. He’s becoming part of this page’s bread and butter – the equivalent of a horseshit sandwich, in this case – alongside Daniel “Mr...
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Sterling Void is engaged. Again.
I do love a bit of good news. Amidst the second wave of coronavirus that’s upon us, goodness knows we need it at the moment. It’s especially cheerful news when it comes from those...
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Stop calling Sterling Covid Sterling Covid!
Like most people with some kind of online presence, I get my fair share of correspondence from charlatans, degenerates and dingbats. Most ultimately vanish with a sense of disappointment at a lack of response...
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De-void of things to say, (for once) Sterling Void
I have to say this. I simply cannot believe the complete silence that has come from Sterling Void of late. It really is quite staggering. For weeks now, this page has revealed: How Void...
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