Last Friday, I exclusively revealed on this blog what the setup was at one of Derrick May’s orchestral scams, sorry I mean shows. I revealed that May was plugged into a small mixing desk...
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Four lessons that Mixcloud have learnt – and one big Derrick May shaped lesson that they haven’t
Mixcloud are in self-congratulatory mode at the moment, it seems. Not content with posting a thread of tweets explaining how brilliant they think they are, they’ve followed it up with an incredibly monotonous blog...
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Outrageous! Judge Jules isn’t the money spinner he once was, laid bare…
Time was that being Judge Jules meant comfortably getting a five figure appearance fee at whatever venue wanted him – and they happily paid that money, because there was no denying his talent as...
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Carl Cox wrote a book, Judge Jules did happy birthday videos for money – but what did Yousef do to make extra dough during the pandemic?
We all know that a pandemic hit the world last year. We also know there are DJs, artists, producers and such who lost a huge amount of work because of it. How they’ve responded...
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Where’s that wave of mass cancellations, then? Mixmag’s talk of festivals being decimated turns into a lot of hot air
Back on April 15th, Mixmag – yes, that tomb of accuracy and balanced reporting – claimed that unless the Government introduced Covid insurance for festivals, they would start to cancel en masse “within days....
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As Derrick May’s appearance at Detroit Historical Society is cancelled, the question everyone’s asking – did he jump or was he pushed?
Back on Wednesday morning, I wrote a post about how Derrick May had been invited to speak at an event held by the prestigious Detroit Historical Society. Cue much horror at the revelation that...
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BREAKING NEWS: Derrick May’s appearance at the Detroit Historical Society is cancelled!
It’s official. Says the Detroit Historical Society… To avoid distracting from the celebration of the music, people and history of Detroit’s electronic music festivals happening on 5/30 at the Detroit Historical Museum, Derrick May...
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Praise be to God! A dance music publication actually publishes an article about plague raves – and manages to be pretty scathing about them too
For the past few months, one of the things I’ve been frequently writing about is plague raves. One particular bugbear of mine is that the dance music press just don’t seem to want to...
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Just how young ARE your fans these days, Carl? Cox’s shop sells babygrows and bibs alongside hats, mugs and face masks
DJs have had to do a lot of things in order to make money during the pandemic. Steve Lawler charged people $31 to tell them their latest record was crap. Sterling Void had to...
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The gangster mentality in house music – and why Detroit’s Carl Craig is the perfect example of this protectionist mindset
Carl Craig is upset. He’s not saying that in entirely straightforward terms, but that’s the message. The likes of Michael James, Annabel Ross, Ellie Flynn and others – not to mention myself – have...
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As Defected release over 140 tracks from Todd Edwards archive tomorrow, a pertinent question – are they repeating the mistakes the majors committed with house music in the 1990s?
Let’s start this piece by being kind. Simon Dunmore is a man who has done much for dance music. From his early days at Cooltempo to being A&R at AM:PM all the way to...
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Danny Rampling claims he cares about freedom – so why did he do a joint gig with his wife in human rights abusing Dubai?
Last Friday, I had another post up about Danny Rampling, pointing out how his views seem to do a 360 whenever it suits him. He was originally supportive of lockdown, claiming those who disobeyed...
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The question everyone’s asking as Sterling Void puts out a brand new remix for D Records – who REALLY made it?
Were you starting to think that I’d forgotten to keep an eye on Sterling Void? Not a bit of it. Sterling Covid, as I call him around here, is sadly on his second wave...
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Derrick May’s latest gig: Speaking at the Detroit Historical Society – but what would he make of just being another relic?
You’d imagine that a society with a name sounding as prestigious as the Detroit Historical Society would know a little bit about, well, the history of Detroit. It turns out that they don’t know...
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909 is the name of the machine, not its price! The depressing yet predictable tale of how Derrick May sold a stolen Roland drum machine to Frankie Knuckles to pay his rent
Derrick May is a master at telling stories. He’s remarkably good at it. Whether it’s because he genuinely believes they’re true or just because he knows he has a fairly charismatic personality, I don’t...
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Disunited kingdom: Confusion as England hopes to reopen nightclubs on June 21st… but the devolved nations don’t even have it in their plans
The dance music press are, if nothing else, lazy. Hence why if you follow them, you might be under the impression that when Prime Minister Boris Johnson says he wants nightclubs open again by...
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