On the week that it was revealed a woman had made $25,000 out of selling her own farts, I go through the tunes of the week to flush out the floaters and the stinkers!...

On the week that an Australian pub thought it would be a good idea to serve a Guinness pie inside a Guinness pint glass, I review the records that turned out to be more...

On the week that a man bought a fridge in South Korea and discovered $130,000 was taped to the bottom of it, I go through the records which are more likely to make you...

On the week that a man confirmed he’d eaten 32,340 Big Macs since 1972 – there’s been 18,116 days between New Year’s Day 1972 and today, just for context – I go through the...

On the week that a Russian man decided to rob a sex shop but ended up getting beaten up with a dildo instead – to think some people would pay someone to do that,...

On the week it was revealed American kids have started speaking with British accents – and Peppa Pig is apparently to blame – I go through the records that’ll have you feeling bloomin’ marvellous...

On the week that a woman decided to stop and order a takeaway from McDonald’s – whilst in the middle of being chased by the police – I seperate the records that you’ll find...

On the week that a woman revealed she keeps a freezer full of pre-prepared meals for her son – who’s only aged 30 – I go through this week’s tunes. And admittedly, this collection...

On the week that a factory created the longest string cheese in the world, I Caerphilly seperate the Gouda records from the ones you’d be cheddar off without in your life. Could you do...

On the week that a book was returned to the library 52 years late, I go through the tunes you’ll want to hang onto, no matter what date they tell you to hand them...

On the week that the A14 dual carriageway was closed due to a crash that caused a lorry to spill tomatoes all over the road, I go through the records that’ll help you mop...

On the week a man refused to take his mask off for, ahem, relations with his wife – even though they’re both fully vaccinated against the coronavirus – I seperate the tunes that’ll have...

On the week that someone claimed the Loch Ness monster sightings were actually sightings of, ahem, something very different, I go through the tunes that could never be mistaken for whale penis. And yes,...

On the week that seven police officers turned up when someone saw a fake corpse, I go through the tunes that I bereave are the best of the week. Tunes to die for –...

On the week that a Florist woman winning $500,000 on the lottery caused her to burn her dinner, I go through the latest records and bring you the prime cuts, ditching the burnt bits...