Many people ask me what my political views are. I don’t often elaborate, because I happen to think some things don’t need to be public knowledge. We live in an extremely polarising age, and...
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Sterling Void – bringing on hypoxia since he joined the internet
Good grief, Duane. It’s not the scale of delusion in the above Facebook page that bothers me. This is something that I’ve come to expect and as such, doesn’t surprise me in the least....
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Sterling Covid, Nervous Records and a slap in the face
The second – and in some cases, third – wave of the coronavirus is now well underway in many countries now. The whole of the UK is under various states of lockdown, and so...
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Got money? You can buy your way in!
Did you know that you can buy your way into the dance music charts? This is not something specific to dance music, but for the sake of simplicity, I’ll concentrate solely on that here....
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Derrick May and when to know you’re beaten
On the Amateur At Play Facebook page last year and now on here, I wrote many posts about the increasingly pathetic, desperate attempts by Derrick May to salvage something from the ruins his career...
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Who’s trying to stop us finding the truth about streaming?
Hello, everyone. Normal service on this page will resume very soon. I’m just enjoying time with my new baby and being a family of five. Just know that I’m busy with new music for...
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Amateur At Play – Mea Culpa
On November 12th, this page published an article about Derrick May and his ongoing legal troubles. In the article, I referred to his solicitor of choice, Kyle J Dupuy at Dupuy Law Firm PLC...
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Sterling Void – Bringing nothing since 1987
Let’s have some fun at the expense of Mr Sterling Void. I like doing it, you all like reading it and he enjoys it too. I noticed his name on the followers list for...
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Lies, damned lies and Rodney P(rick)
I see that Rodney Panton Edwards is in the news. He’s been an extremely bad person and he’s sorry about it. Or rather, British rapper Rodney P – no, me neither – has admitted...
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Derrick May – victim or colossal bellend?
Up until now, I decided not to bother giving Derrick May’s utterly pathetic response to the allegations surrounding him any more air. But one or two things have changed since then. Firstly, here’s his...
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Here’s one version of Sterling Void’s history he won’t be telling you about…
Like a moth to a flame – well, more like a fly to shit in this case – I’m back on the subject of Sterling Void. And because I know the man himself reads...
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Derek Hazell, you have not been forgotten!
The saga surrounding Derek Hazell and the Impeccable Agency isn’t going away. I started writing about this all the way back in January and it’s still a talking point online. A friend sent me...
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Sterling Void: like a toddler parading his first shit in the toilet
It’s been a few weeks since I wrote about Sterling Covid. He’s becoming part of this page’s bread and butter – the equivalent of a horseshit sandwich, in this case – alongside Daniel “Mr...
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Sterling Void is engaged. Again.
I do love a bit of good news. Amidst the second wave of coronavirus that’s upon us, goodness knows we need it at the moment. It’s especially cheerful news when it comes from those...
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Sterling Void and his 300 imaginary friends
Duane Pelt, otherwise known as Mr Sterling Covid, might think that not being my friend means I don’t see his posts. The mole on his page who keeps sending screenshots of them to me...
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Stop calling Sterling Covid Sterling Covid!
Like most people with some kind of online presence, I get my fair share of correspondence from charlatans, degenerates and dingbats. Most ultimately vanish with a sense of disappointment at a lack of response...
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